| 1.  | (Overture) : Why, Why, Why?  | 
 | | 2.  | The Sporting Life  | 
 | | 3.  | Dear Old Mum - A London-Irish Lament.  | 
 | | 4.  | Monty Mundy (Is Maltese)!  | 
 | | 5.  | The Shades Of Night  | 
 | | 6.  | What A Racket!  | 
 | | 7.  | The Bishop And The Actress.  | 
 | | 8.  | Think Of The Show! - A Thespian's Lament.  | 
 | | 9.  | Never So Nice In The Morning  | 
 | | 10.  | Health & Safety  | 
 | | 11.  | Worse Things Happen At Sea  | 
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